Dear Ike,

You aren’t a bad dog…. Just you lie alot.

We’re offended that you called us mean, ugly and feisty!

But one thing I know, you don’t know how to act, you’re super dramatic but you are a erm…. nice dog

And why would you want to leave this place! its pure paradise!

 

Sincerely,

The other dogs at the Igor Brotweiler-Academy